Friday, June 5, 2009

I. AM. A. ROCKSTAR.

I'm not kidding. I am friggin' awesome.

Normally I do not brag like this, but yesterday, I rocked my world....

Our trees out in front of our house are pretty huge. We've never had such large trees, and thus have never had to worry about, you know, tree upkeep. Well, we're hosting Amanda's baby shower here tomorrow, and so I became concerned about the tree limbs that were hanging over the sidewalk, at perfect height to knock some unassuming guest across the forehead as they trotted merrily up my sidewalk. Hello, lawsuit!!

So, I figured that we had to trim the trees. Being the ever budget-minded individual I am, I figured we could do it ourselves. I mean, how hard could this be?!?! We didn't have any tools for such a huge job, so I figured we would either a) rent some for Home Depot, or b) borrow some.

I went over to Mel's on Monday night (she's married!! Reception this weekend- pics to come...) and saw that their house had some huge trees. I asked her hubby David if he had the tools needed to trim them, and he offered to let me borrow them. (Actually, he offered to come trim the trees for me, and in retrospect, I'm SO glad I didn't let him, because it was a HUGE job.)

I let Brian know when I got home that he had a big job on his hands (he was pumped.... or not.) So Thursday rolls around, and I have the afternoon kind of free, and I got antsy....

SIDE NOTE: If you've spent any time with me at all, you know that if I get an idea in my head, there's really not anything to stop me from going through with said idea, other than my husband.

So I didn't tell him my plan. I went outside with my tools, and started trimming. Just small branches at first, but then I had to saw (yes, saw. I did not use any automated or electric tools- this was all done by pure "Kelli" power.) Some serious branches and trunks. I so wish I had been in my right mind to take pictures of all the branches after I was done, but at this point, I was a little dizzy and dehydrated, had cut my ankle on a cedar tree, had a fire ant bite on my pinky toe (?!?!?) , had a wood chip in MY EYE (yes, I wore protective glasses- this went around the glasses) AND I still had to figure out what to do with the branches.



This is the PILE of branches I had to drag from the front of the house around to the back. I dragged them. I did not use the truck.



This is one of the branches I sawed off.



I'm still very ticked that I didn't think to get "Before" pictures, but here's an after picture that shows HOW big ONE of the trees is (that's right, I trimmed two of these big trees, and also sawed off a dead cedar trunk (that's on the very left corner of the house- the cedar that looks like it's missing it's top? That's because it is...)

Wow. I'm very impressed with me. Thanks to the Lord that I did not kill myself, cut off any appendages, or get a concussion. Brian was impressed, but also very frustrated that I would do something like this without him around. He was pretty sure that I had messed it up until he got home and saw that it actually turned out okay... :-)

BTW, the Twitter feed on my right column is not mine. I don't know who's it is, but apparently, I've lost my Twitter name somehow, and you're now getting to see some random person's Twitter feed until I figure out what the heck's happened....

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

The Happy Ending

It's what we all want, right? We want so desperately for everything to work out, for the story to end happily. The beautiful thing is, the story always DOES end how it's supposed to, we just sometimes don't see it. Our happy ending isn't always defined the way that God defines it. He does, after all, know best...

I have to tell a story today. Because there's been a happy ending, and I want to celebrate that.

There once was a beautiful little girl, and she was happy and talented, and was growing into a gorgeous young lady. She didn't always understand why things happened the way they did, but she was blessed to lead a life full of wonderful people and happy days.

She met many a frog (who might be princes to other girls, but not her...) along the way, and was deceived by some. It was a hard road. Challenges came in all forms, battling against her, and the sweet Lord took from her it seemed more than He gave.

It was hard, and there were bad days. Yet her God was simply preparing her heart, her tender heart, for what was to come. On the day he arrived, this now-grown woman knew her happy ending was right around the corner, for she could see her future in his eyes.

Tomorrow they marry, joined in a holy union blessed and held together by their love of God, who never let go.

This is it- the happy ending. I write this here, because I want you to know how excited I am for you, and how truly brokenhearted I am that I won't be there to see you exchange vows. I know it's the best way for you both, and I'm so happy you've chosen what's best for YOU, and we'll be there in spirit.

We'll be here- I'll be here- and I'll never let go. I love you, and I'm so proud of you!!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Finish The Sentence

What?? Blogging two days in a row?!?! Whoa, Kelli, chill out...

My friend Sarah had this on her Facebook page and I thought it was fun. Feel free to steal. (I did, after all...)

1. My dad..... is mellowing as he, um, matures.

2. Maybe I should....... not worry about my brother quite so much.

3. I love........ my husband (unexpected answer there...)

4. People would say that I'm....... freakin' fabulous.

5. I don't understand....... lots. Mostly, programming. I let Brian take care of that.

6. When I wake up in the morning...... I brush my teeth, and then literally drag Brian out of bed (sometimes kicking and screaming.)

7. I lost.... my left black jelly shoe. (Why I still own jellies is another question for another day.)

8. Life is full of........ complications.

9. My past was........ a lot easier than most people's pasts. I'm extremely blessed.

10. I get annoyed when........ people don't do what I think they should do. (Hello, control freak.)

11. Parties are...... fun! Particularly birthday parties. With cake. Yumm...

12. I wish........ that I understood God's plans for my life. He's currently working on peace and patience with me...

13. Dogs........ make me smile, particularly one little gray dog.

14. Cats...... make me cringe. WHY would someone prefer a cat over a dog???

15. Tomorrow...... I hope to have my office more organized.

16. I have low tolerance....... people who REFUSE to learn about technology (hello, email is here to stay!!)

17. If I had a million dollars........ I would become debt free and make a lot of babies.

18. I'm totally terrified......... of losing a loved one.

19. I'm looking forward to.... having babies.

20. My life....... is incredibly blessed.

BTW: After I blogged about needing to get organized yesterday, I moved the treadmill and stairstepper out and moved a table in so I have more organization. YEAHH!!!! (I knew you were really stressed for me on that one...)

:-)